Tuesday, September 19, 2006

KingoftheHill: The Disregard of Timekeeping?

Punching the Clock . . . Into a Bloody Pulp

I recently found a used copy of KingoftheHill's 1991 self-titled debut (yes, apparently the band's name is written as one continuous word). The St. Louis quartet -- led by blonde frontman Frankie Muriel -- was signed to SBK Records, the label home of Vanilla Ice, Selena and others.

"I Do U," one of the disc's singles, has a funky, horn-drenched sound that earned Muriel & Co. a reputation as a poor man's Extreme. Meanwhile, another single called "If I Say" is an acoustic-based ballad that's similar to likeminded material from Poison or Firehouse.

I find it difficult to recommend this album; it's a bit too faceless and anonymous with little to distinguish it. In fact, one of the most remarkable things about the platter is a shameless marketing ploy used in the liner notes. "If I Say" is listed as being three minutes and 72 seconds long. I mean, come on, as if a radio or video programmer isn't going to notice the blatant attempt to come in around the three minute mark -- even though the real length is four minutes and 13 seconds! Likewise, "Place in My Heart" checks in at three minutes and 85 seconds in the track listing. That's four minutes and 27 seconds for those of you who don't speak metric.

I guess you can't fault a band for trying anything to get their songs played, but I've never seen this particular ploy before. Do a radio edit, for crying out loud! Putting out mediocre hair metal is one thing. But to add insult to injury by also violating standard rules of time calculation is just unacceptable.

(Editor's note: Incidentally, "Place in My Heart" is in a similar vein to "If I Say" and is the best tune on the album, in my estimation)

3 comments:

Metal Mark said...

Maybe math just wasn't their thing. I remember the video and I didn't like it. It was messy and not too memorable. I read an interview with the singer at Metal Sludge a year or two ago.

Rhodeislandrock said...

I put this on my "want" list so I could check it out. People rave about it on many discussion boards but it seems to have eluded me.

Their new album is at CD Baby.com

Anonymous said...

Frankie Muriel has always gotten away with ripping off other's music, such as I do U (sounds a lot like Aerosmith's "love in an elevator"), stole from Poison's Every Rose (If I say), and under the new band, Dr. Zhivegas, stole Lenny Kravitz "Are you gonna go my way" in a song called "Give Me watch you got". I could go on about his blatant thievery, but I figure it will catch up to him sooner or later. Although he can play a number of instruments with a degree of proficiency, his vocal range is very limited. Frankie is one of those typically over-rated local musicians who thinks he is better than he really is.